Retro Combat Enthusiast Gifts

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Computer Class.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

How Grandma Sees the Remote