Vintage Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

Hit Or Missler Gun

Sir Winston Churchill

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Napoleon marches off alone

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

01/08/45

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

The Unknown Military Contractor

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Sailor and mine

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

BE.. All that you can BE...

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."