Modern Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

A street fight.

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.