Retro Combat Enthusiast Mugs

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'