Combat Enthusiast Mugs

'No, we will not be starting with a safety brief today.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A street fight.

Punching out Teeth.

'Anybody who says women wouldn't do well in combat is a bachelor'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'I don't mind the odd bite from him - but LOVE bites?'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

"The insurance fraud investigators caught me competing in the mixed martial arts tournament."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

We Don't Know Much

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Eye Off the Ball

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