Combat Sports Aficionado Mugs

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Such petulance!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

The Joust

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

UFC on steroids...

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

'Number one platoon will be on patrol. . . number three will be playing peek-a-boo.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

The Flying Corps finally get to grips with Zepplins.

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'You and whose army?'