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"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

The Joust

Mike Tyson

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Such petulance!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

UFC on steroids...

'Number one platoon will be on patrol. . . number three will be playing peek-a-boo.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

The Flying Corps finally get to grips with Zepplins.

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'