Combat Sport Lovers Mugs

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"So, what are you reading?"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

Finesse fishing

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Mike Tyson

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

The Joust

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Such petulance!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

UFC on steroids...

"Luke, use the fork!"

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'