Combat Sports Junkie Mugs

Mike Tyson

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So, what are you reading?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Roman paramedic.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

The Joust

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Such petulance!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

UFC on steroids...

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

"Luke, use the fork!"

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

The Flying Corps finally get to grips with Zepplins.

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'