Vintage Weapons Enthusiast Mugs

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Progress?

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

Clockwork Doll

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

Lord Kitchener

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Hit Or Missler Gun

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

"See this? 'To Lou, from Frank Sinatra.' He had the stuffed shrimp, just like you."