Antique Weapon Enthusiast Mugs

"Second hand blunderbuss for sale. Used by many politicians for foot shooting."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

What?

Knight/Bird.

Ancient Weapons

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Global Arms Trade

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Weapons market

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Yeah, I heard you had to be thick skinned to work in that department.'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'