Antique Weapon Enthusiast Mugs

"Second hand blunderbuss for sale. Used by many politicians for foot shooting."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Progress?

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

Knight/Bird.

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Global Arms Trade

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Weapons market

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Yeah, I heard you had to be thick skinned to work in that department.'

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"