Fire-starting Aficionado Gifts

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

Woman escapes with cats.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

The best apartment at The Maypole

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Dragon fireplace