Fire-taming Enthusiast Gifts

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

The best apartment at The Maypole

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Collecting logs

Dog with chew toy.

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Studying Fire Behavior

An snail shell with a chimney