Fire-taming Enthusiast Prints

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Dragon fireplace

An snail shell with a chimney

Collecting logs

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

Dog with chew toy.