Fireplace Lover Pillows

'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

Good News about winter

Smoke Signals

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'The Torch Holder'.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Home sweet home'.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Dog with chew toy.

The two friends

Dragon fireplace

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

The best apartment at The Maypole

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

An snail shell with a chimney

Smiley

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Satan in the fireplace