Fireplace Aficionado Pillows

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

An snail shell with a chimney

Dragon fireplace

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Nothing better than a cosy brazer on a grim, wintry wind-blasted mountain top guard post."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

A Centipede's Christmas

Devil's Fireplace

Devil warming his feet on the fire

'I've got a dog that growls, a parrot that swears, a fireplace that smokes and a cat that stays out all night. Why would I want a husband?'

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

John and Dot

Mr. Pinch and the new pupil on a social occasion

The best apartment at The Maypole

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Good News about winter

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine