Fireplace Aficionados Pillows

"The Heretic" - Imitation log fire

Good News about winter

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Home sweet home'.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

An snail shell with a chimney

Dragon fireplace

Collecting logs

Studying Fire Behavior

Smiley

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."