Furnishing Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Oooh!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

I quilt therefore I am

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

Den Furniture

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."