Factory Fanatic T-Shirts

'Nothing to complain about, sir. The new press works fantastically!'

Production line producing production line workers.

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"...he's the factory inspector."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Factory Smoke

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

I quilt therefore I am

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

King Madras

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'