Factory Fanatic Gifts

'Nothing to complain about, sir. The new press works fantastically!'

Production line producing production line workers.

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"...he's the factory inspector."

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

CORN.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Factory Smoke

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

I quilt therefore I am

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

King Madras

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther