Factory Fanatics Gifts

Sugar production

Our visit to the flan factory.

Made in China

Rust test in progress.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Acme Coffee Co.

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

Grade 'A' Grass.

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Factory Smoke

Workers constructing barcodes

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"And this is where the magic happens."