Factory Aficionado Gifts

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Grade 'A' Grass.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Made in China

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Crane fishing

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Combined Harvester

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"And what do you do. . ?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Sundial watch...

A cheese grader

A man working on a model airplane

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Cat flap for a truck.

Rose colored glasses.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'