Factory Aficionado Gifts

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Grade 'A' Grass.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Made in China

Crane fishing

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Sundial watch...

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

"And what do you do. . ?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

A man working on a model airplane

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Cat flap for a truck.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Factory Smoke

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.