Factory Tour Enthusiast Gifts

'Inspectors, Robinson, do not express opinions.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

Made in China

Our visit to the flan factory.

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"And what do you do. . ?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Factory Smoke

Workers constructing barcodes

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Grade 'A' Grass.

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."