Factory Tour Lover Gifts

Made in China

Weed

Our visit to the flan factory.

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"And what do you do. . ?"

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Grade 'A' Grass.

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Factory Smoke

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Workers constructing barcodes

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.