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Sausage Machine

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Made in China

Our visit to the flan factory.

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

At the baby oil factory.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"And what do you do. . ?"

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Rose colored glasses.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Workers constructing barcodes

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.