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"Anybody got a pen that works?"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Made in China

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"And what do you do. . ?"

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Rose colored glasses.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Grade 'A' Grass.

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Workers constructing barcodes

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.