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"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Made in China

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

At the baby oil factory.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'