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'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'