Furnace Fanatic Gifts

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Candle Portraits.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I like fountains very much!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

I always frame yours, J.B.