Fireplace Fanatics Gifts

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

Good News about winter

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Home sweet home'.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Smiley

Dog with chew toy.

The best apartment at The Maypole

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Collecting logs

Satan in the fireplace

Dragon fireplace

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Studying Fire Behavior

An snail shell with a chimney