Fireplace Appreciator Gifts

Santa relaxes by Fire

Friends huddling for warmth

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Phoenix

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Home sweet home'.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Dog with chew toy.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

Smiley

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Collecting logs