Flame And Fire Appreciator Gifts

Phoenix

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

The man who discovered smoke

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Home sweet home'.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Couple in Grey

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Great Urban Sprawl

Candles In Bed

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Organic Soldering.

Satan in the fireplace

Santa relaxes by Fire

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."