Flame And Fire Appreciator Mugs

Phoenix

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

The man who discovered smoke

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Home sweet home'.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Couple in Grey

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Santa relaxes by Fire

Organic Soldering.

Great Urban Sprawl

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Satan in the fireplace

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Perpetual Motion.

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."