Fireplace Fans Gifts

Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Fetch!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Donald Trump

Bath Bonfire

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Smiley

An snail shell with a chimney

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'