Aircon Fanatic Gifts

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Walkers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Boy pilot.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

The First Kite

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.