Aircon Fanatic Gifts

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Walkers

Boy pilot.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The First Kite

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Homing pigeons in therapy.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Termites!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.