Ac Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Tong!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Thank God It's Friday.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Energy trap.

Musician plugged into amp.

Nuclear energy.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.