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"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Tong!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Thank God It's Friday.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Musician plugged into amp.

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Jeremy Clarkson