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"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Musician plugged into amp.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The discovery of electricity...

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Plum jam...

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Plasma Ball

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Musician feedback card

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."