Amp Aficionado T-Shirts

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

I.T. Fear

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Bryan Ferry

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Fossil record player.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Plum jam...

Elevator Music

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'