Amp Enthusiast Gifts

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Musician plugged into amp.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

The discovery of electricity...

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Plum jam...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Musician feedback card

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!