Amplifier Enthusiast Gifts

Musician feedback card

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Plum jam...

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Energy trap.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Musician plugged into amp.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

audiobooks...

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'