Amplifier Enthusiast Gifts

Falling Rock

Musician feedback card

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Plum jam...

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

Musician plugged into amp.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Energy trap.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'