Voice Amplifier Aficionado Gifts

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Plum jam...

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Musician plugged into amp.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Musician feedback card

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

audiobooks...

Open Mic

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Falling Rock

'I pimped your sound-system.'

A silenced protester

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

sub woofer

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."