Voice Amplifier Gifts

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

Protester

'Just the job for you, my love.'

Small media against information monopolies

A silenced protester

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"Whoa, too much information!"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

Natalie Merchant

'Hoarse play.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Parroting

Reverse speech

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'