Awareness Amplifier Gifts

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Pollution Look

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sewer Rats

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Lack History Month

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

A silenced protester

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Opium Den 2019

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

'I liked it better when congress at least pretended to care what we think.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."