Awareness Amplifier T-Shirts

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Pollution Look

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Sewer Rats

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Lack History Month

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Opium Den 2019

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

A silenced protester

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

'I liked it better when congress at least pretended to care what we think.'

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"But do you feel invisible?"