Awareness Artist Gifts

Dangerous Playground

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Can't even hold signs well.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Pollution Look

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Sewer Rats

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

How long have you been delusional?

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Lack History Month

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Quality time, Gloria?'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'