Awareness Artist Pillows

Dangerous Playground

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Can't even hold signs well.

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Pollution Look

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

How long have you been delusional?

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Sewer Rats

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Lack History Month

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Opium Den 2019

'Quality time, Gloria?'