Attention Artist Pillows

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Elfis"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Attention surplus

Media Whore Raceway.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Your attention span is not very long.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"I need a hug."

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

Customer service involves giving your clients your undivided attention.

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

'I hate Mondays!'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

Running coast to coast for attention.

'Please listen carefully - especially if you have a short attention span...'

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

"I sometimes cry when I don't need anything just so I can confuse my parents."

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."