Attention Advocate Pillows

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

Customer service involves giving your clients your undivided attention.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Love for the family

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

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'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

"I need a hug."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'You got something against bear hugs?'

Hugs.

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

"...No more black coffee!"