Activity Advocate Pillows

'The doctor said he needed more activity, so I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

Oligarchy

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Mass Shootings Calendar

"You're too sedentary."

"Inactivists"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Fahrenheit 911.

Democracy Bleeds

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Stop with racism in sport!

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"Move along . . . Go to your homes . . . There is nothing to see here!"

Never on Sunday

The Catch

Now You're Talking

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

The 99% of the 1%

PRIDE!

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

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